Remember this?
The Philips Savvy was a phone for people who didn’t know what they wanted from a phone.
The Savvy was ahead of its time. Mostly in that it had literally bypassed its time and misfired into an alternate future universe where phone users didn’t care about suspicious new-age features such as the ability to store messages, so long as the phone had an inbuilt fortune teller.
The futuristic Savvy could send a picture emoticon in a text message, for example. So long as the recipient had a Philips Savvy.
Long before the advent of the novelty app, the Savvy fortune teller was blazing its own novelty trail, revolutionising the app world in an alternate future universe where phones could store up to one app, and you couldn’t choose what that app was.
If you put a certain combination into the fortune teller, it would give you a perfect fortune. This came with a certain sense of victory. “YEAH I CHEATED YOU PHONE.” It was essentially the most fulfilling experience offered by the Savvy.
When you first got the Philips Savvy, you felt victorious. You had a phone. You could text whoever you wanted, whenever you wanted, for a sweet 12p per message. You were happening. You were the future.
Then your friend got a Nokia. She had a novelty Hello Kitty clip-on cover she got off that market stall, that didn’t seem to sell anything for the Philips Savvy, and a ringtone version of Shaggy’s ‘It Wasn’t Me’, which she ordered off the back of the TV guide, using her phone, which she could do because she didn’t have a Philips Savvy.
She had a highscore on Snake.
You realised you’d been stiffed. But you still loved your Philips Savvy. It felt fun and loveable, like that Grandma that baked you burnt cakes.
The Philips Savvy is for everybody who secretly wants a Nokia, even now.
RIP.